Stag Boobs My best-man Martin had promised me that my stag-do would be absolutely brilliant, but to be honest… I was getting worried. Martin had broken up with his own girlfriend a few months back and part of the reason I’d even asked him to be the best-man out of all my many friends, was that I thought he needed something to keep him busy and occupied. I had hoped the duties of best man would keep him on track, but now only a few days before the stag-do, I had yet to hear anything about his plans. Martin had never been that organised in the first place and he didn’t tend to look after himself that well. Since the break up he’d become even more disorganised, messy and absent minded and I wanted to make sure my friend was actually on top of his duties. I had a horrible feeling that Martin was probably not prepared for the stag-do and I was going to end up looking like an idiot. Martin often let people down. In the end that was what had led to his own breakup. Angela had dumped Martin be...