Fit Bitch: Stage 1 PART 1: Watch Out! "SURPRISE!" Tyler leapt in shock as he entered his apartment and the lights flicked on to reveal all his friends and family waiting for him. Colourful birthday bunting hung from the walls and a cake with twenty candles sat on the coffee table.  Grinning happy faces stared back at Tyler's shocked and puzzled expression. Then his girlfriend Holly squeezed his hand and he shook his head wryly at the situation as he realised they were throwing him a surprise birthday party. "You knew about this?" "Of course," she laughed, "I planned it for you.  Everyone was desperate to be involved." "Happy birthday doofus," grinned Mark, Tyler's best mate as he ruffled his friends hair.  Mark's girlfriend Ashley gave him a peck on the cheek and a hug too.  "Happy birthday Tyler." Moving amongst his friends and family, Tyler felt a wave of love and affection for them all.  He shared a joke with h

 Things have changed "Hello Martin - welcome back to the office. As you can see, things have changed around here since you were last in.  I'm so pleased that the medical procedures you underwent have been successful and that you're fully fighting fit again - but I thought I better invite you along for a re-orientation session so that you understand how the restructuring has worked and your new place in the company. What has it been?  Six months. I bet you hardly recognise the place.  I've had to make a LOT of changes to get things they way I wanted them.  You see, I'm in charge here now and you can call me Miss Snow.  Your former CEO, Mr Jones just wasn't good enough.  This perfume company was on the verge of collapse and if I hadn't have stepped in to take over, everyone would have been made unemployed. Of course it helped that Jones basically begged me to take over the company and he sold it to me for a pittance. He signed everything over to me and crawle

 THOT-get me not It all began with the quest for a useable, user name. Jan needed one to create his account on 'Switch-Stream' but all of his usual handles were taken. He hated user names that had a random string of numbers in front of it, so in frustration he began typing random words that popped into his head until suddenly one stuck. Cookie. He yelled triumphantly as the program accepted it and he quickly clicked 'create'.  It was only then that he noticed his account pronouns were set to 'she/her' and female.  In his rush to get the user name he wanted he'd forgotten to adjust any of the information fields. "Damn it," he swore - opening up his new account and trying to go into the settings to change things - but to his horror he found he couldn't.  "This is ridiculous!  I'd have to create another account with the right pronouns and gender... what a pain in the ass!" But then he noticed the special tabs in the settings for the

 Gym Slipped Mika grumbled as she followed Michelle 's lead - sweat dripping down her brow and soaking her back. The sun was beating down in the park and both women were working hard to try and work out and shift some weight, completing a dance-exercise class blasting out from Mika's phone. "There has GOT to be an easier way to lose weight," grunted Mika as she bent over to touch her toes and gasped in pain as she straightened up.  "This sucks." "No pain, no gain," laughed Michelle as they finished their work-out routine and she sat down on the grass. "You know we can't risk going back to the gym with all those bitches who treat us like dirt hanging out there.  This is the only way." "Well it's not really working that well," complained Mika as she grabbed her tummy and squeezed some flab.  "I wish there was a short-cut we could take to get fit quicker." Michelle shook her head, "There are no short-cuts in