Backfire



"Don't get pissy with me Monica... you were the one who made Danny drink Elixir and become me. Maybe in the future you'll think more carefully before turning your ex-boyfriends into your rivals.

I can see why you'd want to get rid of him - it was pathetic the way he couldn't get over you and was constantly hanging around and stalking you. Making him a girl would should been a master-stroke. Too bad your plan backfired.

Now you're the one with the ex and I'm fucking your former boyfriend. Ryan is a lot happier with me by the way - he's definitely traded up."

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  1. Foxwolf10 August 2021 at 14:09

    I just wanted to say I love your stuff.

    And if trolls are getting you down as hard as it maybe know that people would not be checking out your stuff if they didn't enjoy it.

    Those are the only options you you should take to heart
    The good ones!

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