Cuckoo

 Cuckoo

Once the cuckoo enters the birds nest, it pushes all the other birds eggs out and replaces them with it's own."

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Dan was pissed off. He couldn't believe Jason had brought his stupid girlfriend on their lads night out. Chloe was his worst nightmare. A high-maintenance attention whore who had turned Jason into a total pussy. Long nails, blonde hair, high heels and bitchy attitude... she may have been a stunner, but she was a real drag too.

Lad's night outs were supposed to be about partying, pulling girls and getting drunk. Chloe clearly disapproved of Jason's friends. Her presence here was to ensure they all behaved themselves.

Chewing gum boredly, Chloe didn't even look like she gave a shit as she took selfies and messaged her girlfriends. The lads all tried to ignore her.

"I'll get another round in," laughed Dan slapping another friend - Big Chris on the back. He walked to the bar but suddenly became aware of a floral smell and heard Chloe's bitchy voice in his ear.

"Come to the washroom with me."

"Huh... what?" he gawped.

A manicured hand snapped hard round his wrist. Sexy silver rings and acyrillic nails made it look so feminine and hot as it encircled his arm.

"Girls always go to the toilet together. Come on babe. We can leave the boys chatting whilst we fix our makeup."

"Wh... what are you talking about?" he groaned as his head spun and Chloe pulled him away from the bar towards the girls washroom.

"What do you mean Danielle? We always go the bathroom together. We love to check our appearance, chat about boys and slag off other bitches. Right?"

Dan looked down at his arm in horror. Chloe's skin was bronzed from the fake tan she aways wore and now as he watched that fake tan was spreading from her hand onto his skin. The closer she dragged him towards the washroom the faster it was spreading.

Dan's hair began to itch and his clothing felt tight. Chloe's perfume seemed to rising around his head... it almost smelt like HE was wearing it too.

"Nnnnnnooo what are you doing to me?"

"Come on Dani, stop being so fucking weird. Hurry up and come into the bathroom with me. Once you cross the threshold you'll feel just like one of the girls like you always do."

Fake tan raced over Dan's skin and blonde hair tickled his shoulders. His white trainers turned into stylish white wedges and bitchy pink nails shot out of his fingertips as his top shrunk and turned bright pink. His ass inflated as his jeans rose higher on his hips and head spinning Chloe dragged him into the washroom.

Dani giggled as Chloe pulled her over to the mirror.

"See Dani... see how fucking hot you are. You're my friend Dani. You're my new bestie. From now on we will do everything together. You love being a super feminine hot girl just like me. You've never been anything else."

Dani giggled and tossed her bright blonde hair. She reached to her purse and found a lipstick. Things were locking into place in her mind. She loved being a fucking hot bitch.

Yesssss... of course she rembembered now - she was Danielle Jones. She always had been. She and Chloe had been friends since middle school and they were on a girls night out. Chloe had brought her boyfriend along to meet them all... he was hot. Chloe had done well for herself there.

She and Chloe shared everything together. They had no secrets. They were BFF'S and she loved it.

Chloe smiled as she saw Dani's new personality snap into place as reality finished changing. She let go of her friends arm.

"Let's get back to the boys shall we?"

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Chris scowled as Dani and Chloe returned to the table with cocktails. They hadn't bothered to buy drinks for anyone else. Seeing his glare, Dani put a manicured hand up to her pouty mouth and whispered something to Chloe causing her to giggle.

Something was... wrong... here. Chris couldn't put his finger on it. Why had two girls come along on their night out? Chloe was bad enough, but her slutty friend Dani was such a cocktease. He was finding it hard to enjoy himself with her next to him.

"What's up Chris?" she purred as she flicked her hair to one side and winked at him.

"You're making me feel uncomfortable," he muttered.

"You didn't think that when I was sucking your cock behind your girlfriends back."

Chris winced... he'd forgotten about that. Or had he? It was weird, it was like her saying it had made the memory true.

Dani turned to their friend Andy. "Hey, would you help me carry some more drinks from the bar?"

Chris watched as Dani flanked Andy and they headed towards the bar. As they walked, she suddenly grabbed his wrist and she began tugging him towards the girls washroom.

Lucky bastard, thought Chris. Looks like Andy was about to get his cock sucked too.

Meanwhile Andy was groaning as fake tan spread down his arm and Dani dragged him towards the washroom.

"Come on Amber... we need to talk. Remember, us girls always go to the toilet together."

As his breasts began to swell and high heels pushed him up, Andy could only giggle and nod. Long blonde hair fell to his back and he giggled as he became a bratty bimbo.

Amber was very much the slut of the group. She loved to act dumb and go shopping. Nights out like this were her other favourite vice - especially if the night ended with her fucking some hot guy.

"Of course babe... let's go freshen up," she laughed letting Dani pull her into the washroom and her new life.

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Chris and Jason looked uncomfortable as Amber, Dani and Chloe giggled and chatted. Both boys felt embarassed. This was supposed to be a boys night out, yet none of the boys had wanted to come.

The girls kept giving him funny looks. It was making him feel really uncomfortable.

"Excuse me," he muttered and got up as if to go to the mens - but he headed towards the exit. Something weird was going on and he wanted out.

He has halfway to the door when the three girls suddenly seemed to materialise around him.

"Where are you going Christine?" smirked Chloe. "We're just getting started."

Three slutty hands shot out and grabbed his wrists. As the girls surrounded him Chris moaned as he dragged to the washroom and he began to transform into one of them.

"Remember Christine... girls always go the bathroom together..."

As Christine the tall yoga obssessed gym bunny member of the group finished adjusting her blonde hair in the washroom mirror - she couldn't have agreed more.

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Jason sat at a table amongst the chattering giggling girls. Since he had started dating Chloe it felt like she was taking over his life. It was funny - but he didn't seem to have any friends and Chloe had so many.

Wherever he went he always seemed to be outnumbered. It was like since she had come into his life things had really changed and now she was in control of everything.

He watched the four blonde bitches walk off to the washroom together, guys staring hungrily at them and other girls enviously.

He always did wonder what girls talked about when they went to the washroom. He guessed now he'd never find out...