Squad own-goals

I thought I'd get a bit retro... here are some fresh old-style Evie captions for you all. 

" SQUAD OWN-GOALS

Jack was meant to take the syringe of Elixir and use it on the nerdy girls in his class to make them into hot, slutty, babes.  Instead - the dumb jock scored an own goal by accidentally tripping over, stabbing himself and pumping himself full of genetically-corrupting Elixir.

As Jack moaned and turned into a bitchy blonde with a lust for fashion and big cock, the new scheming slut stretched her perfect body in pleasure and giggled as she became the hottest new girl at school.  "Mmmmh, now I'm Jacqueline, I feel sooooo much better."

Jacqueline was swift to hunt down her other friends and inject them with the Elixir too.  Soon the entire Football squad had been converted into spoiled fashionista's who loved to act like evil bitches.  The Elixir pumping through their bloodstreams, the new pretty little minxes set about dominating the school and replacing their old masculine lives with makeup, boys and fashion.  No one could stop the squad now and there was no going back for Jack and his pals. "